The Dorthy Parker Award

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force."
--Dorthy Parker

At The Beauty of Eclecticism there is a page for one of the best award ideas I have seen: The Dorthy Parker Award. The fabulous Ms. Parker originally said this (according to award page) about Atlas Shrugged. If I am ever unfortunate enough to read a book deserving of this award I will be sure to warn others by giving it a Parker Award.